Sitting in a Tapas bar with a glass of San Miguel and a plate of olives.

Opposite me, a poster on the wall of the local matador.

Two ignorant barmen arguing about the extra time in the previous nights match between Athletico and Real Madrid,

Things really did feel surreal as I took in all around me. I was loving it. This is Spain I said to myself.

Then someone behind the bar turned up the volume of the radio.....


CHRIS DE BURGH !!!!!